The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “Oh Crap, This Guy Is Actually Going to Stage Dive” FaceThere’s always that one guy. The one guy that no matter how small the stage is, no matter how little people there are in the crowd, there’s always that one guy that feels the need to hurl his body on top of your head. If you’re not feeling up to using this face you can always use the tried and true technique of having everyone take two steps to the left or right before he falls.

The “Oh Crap, This Guy Is Actually Going to Stage Dive” Face

There’s always that one guy. The one guy that no matter how small the stage is, no matter how little people there are in the crowd, there’s always that one guy that feels the need to hurl his body on top of your head. If you’re not feeling up to using this face you can always use the tried and true technique of having everyone take two steps to the left or right before he falls.