The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “Oral Fixation” Face
An oral fixation is a fixation in the oral stage of development manifested by an obsession with stimulating the mouth (oral) first described by Sigmund Freud. If you’re female you can use this face as innuendo when attracting the easily manipulated male species…wait a minute, what are those girls talking about back there? BOOBS.

The “Oral Fixation” Face

An oral fixation is a fixation in the oral stage of development manifested by an obsession with stimulating the mouth (oral) first described by Sigmund Freud. If you’re female you can use this face as innuendo when attracting the easily manipulated male species…wait a minute, what are those girls talking about back there? BOOBS.

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