The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “Iced” Face If you’re lucky enough to come across this face, just remember, you don’t actually want this face. Getting “Iced” is not a good thing, even if it means this face will gain you attention, because your stomach will hate you in the morning. Also, you cannot get “Iced” with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade, a Grower’s Cider, a California Cooler, a Twisted Tea, or even a Seagrams Strawberry Daquiri. You can only be “Iced” by a Smirnoff Ice, but you don’t want any of those other things either.

The “Iced” Face

If you’re lucky enough to come across this face, just remember, you don’t actually want this face. Getting “Iced” is not a good thing, even if it means this face will gain you attention, because your stomach will hate you in the morning. Also, you cannot get “Iced” with a Mike’s Hard Lemonade, a Grower’s Cider, a California Cooler, a Twisted Tea, or even a Seagrams Strawberry Daquiri. You can only be “Iced” by a Smirnoff Ice, but you don’t want any of those other things either.

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