The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “Stairway to Heaven” FaceMost people get a bit worried when they hear that there’s a lady who’s sure that all that glitters is gold. I mean remember the 8 minute slow dance in Grade 9 that you had to endure with your pock faced partner that you barely spoke with that sat behind you in Science class? Then around the 5 minute mark suddenly you had to switch to a fast dance, which forced you to choose whether this awkward shuffle would morph into a hard bump and grind. Well worry no more, just throw up this face, and the forests will echo with laughter.

The “Stairway to Heaven” Face

Most people get a bit worried when they hear that there’s a lady who’s sure that all that glitters is gold. I mean remember the 8 minute slow dance in Grade 9 that you had to endure with your pock faced partner that you barely spoke with that sat behind you in Science class? Then around the 5 minute mark suddenly you had to switch to a fast dance, which forced you to choose whether this awkward shuffle would morph into a hard bump and grind. Well worry no more, just throw up this face, and the forests will echo with laughter.

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