The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “Get a New Face” FaceTired of your face? These receptacles that we call bodies are easily replaceable in this day and age. Statistics show that only 80% of people today are happy with their face, and yet only 45% of that percentile are honest truthful people. Who the hell calculated that? Who cares, did you know that there are more photographs in the world than bricks? How the hell did someone calculate that? Who cares? You don’t have time to think about these things because the chances are your face sucks. So get a new one, like this guy is getting, because the revolution will be photographed.

The “Get a New Face” Face

Tired of your face? These receptacles that we call bodies are easily replaceable in this day and age. Statistics show that only 80% of people today are happy with their face, and yet only 45% of that percentile are honest truthful people. Who the hell calculated that? Who cares, did you know that there are more photographs in the world than bricks? How the hell did someone calculate that? Who cares? You don’t have time to think about these things because the chances are your face sucks. So get a new one, like this guy is getting, because the revolution will be photographed.

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