The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “What’s Your Major Malfunction Numb Nuts?” Face"Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?" We all want attention. Even the most introverted of us. That’s where “The Face Guide” comes in. It’ll help you communicate non-verbally even when you’re in a bit of a “militaristic" mood and just want to get things off your chest without actually saying things like:"I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.” 

The “What’s Your Major Malfunction Numb Nuts?” Face

"Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?" 

We all want attention. Even the most introverted of us. That’s where “The Face Guide” comes in. It’ll help you communicate non-verbally even when you’re in a bit of a “militaristic" mood and just want to get things off your chest without actually saying things like:

"I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.”