The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
The “Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze” FaceWhat?“Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze.”What?“I’ll fucking sip this Vodka…cran…”It’s important to note that no one knows or cares about named cocktail drinks anymore so you’ll probably just end up with whatever shit mix the bartender has on his sprout. Unless it’s that bartender from The Shining, that dude is very helpful.

The “Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze” Face

What?
“Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze.”
What?
“I’ll fucking sip this Vodka…cran…”

It’s important to note that no one knows or cares about named cocktail drinks anymore so you’ll probably just end up with whatever shit mix the bartender has on his sprout. Unless it’s that bartender from The Shining, that dude is very helpful.