The Face Guide

Sometime in the early 1800's Joseph Nicéphore Niépce invented the photograph.
In the 1990's Al Gore invented the internet.
In the 2000's Johnny Myspace and Bob Facebook invented social networking.

With so many photographs being taken and then uploaded on the internet for use on social networking sites, having a good original face each time is essential. Now for the first time ever Lindsay's Diet proudly presents THE FACE GUIDE!
October 30
Just a reminder of the best Halloween “faces” from last year. dustinjohnbromley: thefaceguide: The Goomba, Question Box, and Starman FacesVery inventive faces to produce but really for any schmo Mario that comes along it’s just an “A-A-B” and you’ve totally been squished and smashed, while they’re invincible as they run amok all over your Mushroom Kingdom.

Just a reminder of the best Halloween “faces” from last year.

dustinjohnbromley:

thefaceguide:

The Goomba, Question Box, and Starman Faces

Very inventive faces to produce but really for any schmo Mario that comes along it’s just an “A-A-B” and you’ve totally been squished and smashed, while they’re invincible as they run amok all over your Mushroom Kingdom.
October 27
The “Cocking a Snoot” FaceAlso known as Queen Anne’s Fan, because she had bad case of gout in her later years. As if any form of gout could be anything but horrible, especially since it gives you some serious gas, which is where this fan gesture comes in to play. So if you’re looking for a face to disrespect supporters of the War of Spanish Succesion, this is one for you!

The “Cocking a Snoot” Face

Also known as Queen Anne’s Fan, because she had bad case of gout in her later years. As if any form of gout could be anything but horrible, especially since it gives you some serious gas, which is where this fan gesture comes in to play. So if you’re looking for a face to disrespect supporters of the War of Spanish Succesion, this is one for you!

September 1
The Nada Surf Face Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once every two weeks. And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game, tell him you like his article in the newspaper.

The Nada Surf Face

Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond, you have to be as attractive as possible. Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean. Wash it at least every two weeks. Once every two weeks. And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall, tell him he played a great game, tell him you like his article in the newspaper.

August 27
The “Obligatory Bathroom Mirror” FaceOften people confuse this face with the the “passive one-way mirror” face which, contrary to popular belief, does not exist. The laws of physics do not allow for real, passive one-way mirrors or windows (ones that do not need external energy); if such a device were possible, one could break the second law of thermodynamics and make energy flow from a cold object to a hot one, by placing such a mirror between them. So, whatever is going in women’s washrooms, is beyond me.

The “Obligatory Bathroom Mirror” Face

Often people confuse this face with the the “passive one-way mirror” face which, contrary to popular belief, does not exist. The laws of physics do not allow for real, passive one-way mirrors or windows (ones that do not need external energy); if such a device were possible, one could break the second law of thermodynamics and make energy flow from a cold object to a hot one, by placing such a mirror between them. 

So, whatever is going in women’s washrooms, is beyond me.

July 14
The “Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze” FaceWhat?“Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze.”What?“I’ll fucking sip this Vodka…cran…”It’s important to note that no one knows or cares about named cocktail drinks anymore so you’ll probably just end up with whatever shit mix the bartender has on his sprout. Unless it’s that bartender from The Shining, that dude is very helpful.

The “Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze” Face

What?
“Shit Yeah I’ll Sip This Seabreeze.”
What?
“I’ll fucking sip this Vodka…cran…”

It’s important to note that no one knows or cares about named cocktail drinks anymore so you’ll probably just end up with whatever shit mix the bartender has on his sprout. Unless it’s that bartender from The Shining, that dude is very helpful.

July 9
The Pokemon FaceA Rastafarian Proctologist.

The Pokemon Face

A Rastafarian Proctologist.

June 29
The Goomba, Question Box, and Starman FacesVery inventive faces to produce but really for any schmo Mario that comes along it’s just an “A-A-B” and you’ve totally been squished and smashed, while they’re invincible as they run amok all over your Mushroom Kingdom.

The Goomba, Question Box, and Starman Faces

Very inventive faces to produce but really for any schmo Mario that comes along it’s just an “A-A-B” and you’ve totally been squished and smashed, while they’re invincible as they run amok all over your Mushroom Kingdom.

June 26
The Anesthesia FaceLooks like it’s painful, but this face is defined as “a reversible lack of awareness” which is, as we all know, what we’re all trying to achieve in a photo and why you’re reading this.

The Anesthesia Face

Looks like it’s painful, but this face is defined as “a reversible lack of awareness” which is, as we all know, what we’re all trying to achieve in a photo and why you’re reading this.

June 22
The Ice Cream Man FaceA follow up to the Ben and Jerry Face, but here you really have to take action with that sweet tooth with a penchant for “Cone of Hairsprayed Mousse with a sprinkinling of Dandruff”.

The Ice Cream Man Face

A follow up to the Ben and Jerry Face, but here you really have to take action with that sweet tooth with a penchant for “Cone of Hairsprayed Mousse with a sprinkinling of Dandruff”.

June 18
The Genetic FaceContrary to what your science teacher may have taught you, tongue rolling is not a simple genetic trait. When using this face you are showing your dominance in areas not wholly dominated by genetics, but also environmental factors that have lead you to clear superiority in wide world of the face.

The Genetic Face

Contrary to what your science teacher may have taught you, tongue rolling is not a simple genetic trait. When using this face you are showing your dominance in areas not wholly dominated by genetics, but also environmental factors that have lead you to clear superiority in wide world of the face.